IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/joinhscotch

The gladiator ends up being a communist, as does the carrot, and since three communists give out commie rays (as proven by scientists with moustaches), the capitalists come out and club you in the knee with a nearby dead cat. You catch gangrene from the cat.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to activate the resurrection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?