IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/outside

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You somehow get outside, which is odd considering how there wasn't a door in the room. Outside it is raining dead cats, as you already know. George W. Bush comes up to you.

"Hello" he says. "I'll be your guide for the game." He hands you his bulletproof presidential umbrella. You now no longer have dead cats falling on your head, since the umbrella offers you protection.

Just as George W. Bush is about to open his mouth for a second time, a huge ex-moggy falls on his head, knocking him unconscious. A communist jumps out. "Woh, comrade, that was a close one", the communist says, "George W. Bush is an evil robot in disguise".

Examine communist
Eat communist
Jump down a manhole