IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/sicklecrow

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You reach for your starter kit and pull out the sickle. It glints in the sunlight. You never so much as touched a sword of any kind before today. None the less, you incompetently flail it about, hoping you'll somehow connect with the crow, which has already flown away. You accidentally drop your umbrella as you flop around. A high-velocity falling feline lands on your face. The impact travels from your nose, through your sinuses, and into your cerebellum. Ouchies...


*** You have died ***

Would you like to activate the resurrection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?

Star dova
Bleh
Quit dis crap!