IllogiGames:Time is Running Out/Poodle

You are about to turn into a poodle when suddenly, you notice a strange flashing door. You hadn't seen it before. You open it. You enter.

Suddenly:

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

You fall until you land on a strange floor. You look up to see a dark room with a long desk. On the other end of the desk sits a group of people. The writing on the desk says "Aid Epocigolli." Strange. Sounds like Latin. What do you do?

1. Yodel
2. Ask "Where am I? Who are you?
3. Commit suicide