IllogiGames:Walking down a street

So... your journey begins...

YOU ARE WALKING DOWN A STREET.

YOU COME TO A CROSSROADS. THERE IS A SHOPPING MALL ACROSS THE STREET.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Keep goin' forward.

Take a turn for the worse right.

To the left, to the left.

LET'S GO TO THE MALL. OH MY GOSH YES.

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