IllogiMusic:Halo 3 Rap

Hm... Let's play some matchmaking....

Rockin the controlla' like I'm a damn pro

You can't dodge the epic nades that I throw

Got my head set; talkin' shit I don't give

Because these bitches don't know where I live

My only goal's for you to destruct

Chuckin' nades up the lift on C-Struct

Havin' my skill is pretty damn great

By the end of the game, you are irate

Every person on Halo's just anotha' doubta

Cause I snipe worse with a scope than withoutta

Kill streaks make your mind go hazy

Everybody thinks my skills are crazy

I could light you up with a magnum, I don't care

If you're trying to camp; you know I'll be there

Sniper tower, gives me power, a death is rare

If you 1v1 me, you ain't got a prayer

Chargin' mah splazer, boom on you

Cause you know a killtac's what I'm gonna do

If you try to betray me I'll give you a boot

Got so many kills the game can't even compute

I make Tsquared cry to his Momma

Makin' more videos than Osama

Kill everyone in sight; not a life I spare

In Halo I'm rich, multi-killionaire

Guardian, Narrows, or Blackout

Any of the maps you'll get a rout

Because MLG stands for Major League Gays

And I can't own you up in so many ways

My forges make Bungie wanna cry

Even with your overshield, you're still gonna die

In Shotty Snipers, I'm unstoppable

Every kid I kill know's I'm invicible

So if you want to face me then go ahead

Just get ready to be dead

You'll be emotionally scarred like comin' back from Nam

Dinner? I'll be right there Mom!