IllogiMusic:I'm that Awesome

WARNING: MOST OF THIS ISN'T TRUE AND IS USED FOR COMEDY PURPOSES. I'M ONLY 13. CLEARLY I DON'T DO HALF THESE THINGS. THANK YOU.

I grew up learning sciences and history

But there's a previously unsolved mystery

That's always puzzled my mind

I mean the answer's not hard to find

They say Galileo proved the Universe is heliocentric

But personally I believe it's T3po-centric

I'm that awesome, you know it's true

Like I'm more awesome than you!

There's rumors 'bout me, I dunno what ya heard

Maybe that I see more pussy than Tweety Bird

Why is it so big? Maybe 'cause when I was born

My sign is Taurus, that explains my long horn

I don't like the Romans or any of that shit

Maybe that's why no Trojans will ever fit

I'm straight up, I don't play no cons

I've got 16 miles like Olympus Mons

When we're in bed I'll ride ya like a Ford

Hate ridin' horses so I rolled a Horde

Everyone on this site is British, I am not

Sit the fuck down you homo-ass twat

I'll offend you 'cause it is fun

Cause my marriages start with a shotgun

I don't buy you abortion; I only buy you lunch

And when you're not lookin; up your uterus FALCON PUNCH!

I'm like University of South Carolina, I ain't lame

And my big ol' cock is ready for game

I'm a real G as in god-like

You're hair's pretty short; Hm... I've never fucked a dyke

When we're done with sex, I don't care

I'll be like the Tony Danza Show; off the air!