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T3PO's Greatest Hits![edit | edit source]
Track 1: Woah, woah. Who said I slept with your sister?[edit | edit source]
- (Slow piano opening)
- Oh.... Woahh....
- I was a comin' home from wooooorrrrrrrrk....
- Then you slapped me in the face and called me a jerk.
- What did I do to hurt yoooooooouuuu!
- Is it because I pissed off your best friend Sue?
- Wait.. you didn't know about that; DID YOU?????
- You... confront meeeee!
- Back away girl!
- I know that you are hurt!
- Oh don't be a nit picker and a fact twisterrrrrr.
- Who said I slept with your sister?
- Okay.. I may of thought about it once or twice
- Cause ya gotta admit she does look really nice...
- You say you've got video evidence
- I scream objection because its relevance
- You say it is we
- It's everything we could be
- So shut the fock up and listen to meeeee!
- You... confront meeeee!
- Back away girl!
- I know that you are hurt!
- Oh don't be a nit picker and a fact twisterrrrrr.
- Who said I slept with your sister?
- You... confront meeeee!
- Back away girl!
- I know that you are hurt!
- Oh don't be a nit picker and a fact twisterrrrrr.
- Who said I slept with your sister?
Track 2: The Rap of the Rap of the Rap of the RAP![edit | edit source]
- (Phat Beat)
- Yeah, yeah!
- Me 'en my boys, we be clearing it out
- So on the count of three...
- 1-2-3 SHOUT!
- We be rappin', rappin', rappin, 'n' rappin'
- You be busy on the toilet
- Peein' 'n' crappin'
- Yo, get cho ass up, its party time
- Break out da Pina Coladas and the fine wine
- C'mon boy, we got everything ya need
- Pedal to the medal, 200 miles per hour is top speed
- Late night party time
- This phat jam is why I rhyme
- Layin' it down
- This is as good as it gets
- Numba 1 party that you'll neva forget
- Cause this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- Yeah, this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- From LA to NYC
- Global stage is how I be
- You droppin' tracks ya set me free
- Oh man, you betta not be playin' me
- And I got more grillz then Bridgford makes
- And my nine millimeter cleans up my mistakes
- I'll point it at you cause I don't give no breaks
- Subwoofer so loud the danceflo' shakes
- The music blasts, the neighborhood awakes
- Late night party time
- This phat jam is why I rhyme
- Layin' it down
- This is as good as it gets
- Numba 1 party that you'll neva forget
- Cause this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- Yeah, this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- The cops are comin'
- They be tryin' to cramp our style
- I'll get them away in a short while
- Just relax; sit back and smile
- If I get shot, you know what numba to dial
- Late night party time
- This phat jam is why I rhyme
- Layin' it down
- This is as good as it gets
- Numba 1 party that you'll neva forget
- Cause this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- Yeah, this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- Late night party time
- This phat jam is why I rhyme
- Layin' it down
- This is as good as it gets
- Numba 1 party that you'll neva forget
- Cause this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- Yeah, this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
- Yeah, this is the rap of the rap of the rap, OH, this is the rap, of the rap, of the RAAAP!
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