IllogiMusic:The AIDS Song

*Slow acoustic-ness*

You meet a girl at a bar... ooohhhh

You don't care if she is right

You made sweet stanky love on your bed

You had a great night oh woah woah woah

You meet another girl a year later

Commitment is on your mind

You want to spend your life together

All the way through the daily grind

She's a devout Catholic

So no sex 'til your wed

You beg and plead to her

To at least give you head

Before your wedding

You start to get sick

When it's over

Blame it on your dick

You go to the doctor

The news cascades

My dear friend

You have AIDS

Oh woah woah

AIDS!!!

The disease of the century

Oh AIDS!!!

Blame it on a monkey

Oh AIDS!!!

You should have wrapped it

Before you tapped it

Cause you have AIDS

Your fiancee is in shambles

No children for her

Though you can remember

To her it's all a blur

I'll give some sound advice

But I don't wanna be mean

Don't believe the average hoe

When she swears she is clean

You get married anyway

You the beautiful bride

Now you've got a hot wife

You'll never get inside

It's really sad to hear

Though this story is true

Why do you care about her

I'd tap that if I were you

But you have

AIDS!!!

The disease of the century

Oh AIDS!!!

Blame it on a monkey

Oh AIDS!!!

You should have wrapped it

Before you tapped it

Cause you have AIDS

Your health worsens

And you quit your job

You just don't give a shit

So you act like a slob

Call it unfortunate

I call it funny

Just because you're horny

You have no money

The bills are piling up

And you have nothing to say

You're still convinced

That AIDS is for gays

Your wife leaves you

For some wealthy Jew

But you rape her up the ass

So she's got AIDS

Oh woah woah

AIDS!!!

The disease of the century

Oh AIDS!!!

Blame it on a monkey

Oh AIDS!!!

You should have wrapped it

Before you tapped it

Cause you have AIDS

You're on your deathbed

Each day get's worse

So yes you are right

This is the last verse

I know this ain't the time

For useless gloatin'

But I'll say I told you so

Courtesy of Trojan

It is your dying breath

Then only then

You say, "The sex was great

I would do it again"

Even though you've got

AIDS!!!

The disease of the century

Oh AIDS!!!

Blame it on a monkey

Oh AIDS!!!

You should have wrapped it

Before you tapped it

Cause you have AIDS

Yeah you died of AIDS!

This song is offensive

I probably should stop

I mean seriously

But it was funny

If you know what I meeeaaaaaannnnnn!!!!!!