IllogiNews:774 words for poop

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Poop and religion often overlap.

SMELLGRADE, Atalichujnuano -- Linguists from Merton Oxford College of Applied Chicanary announced today that the Gnidjuis language contains at least 774 words for human excrement. Wrapping up an exhaustive 26 year study into the subject, Professor Alberto Calumny, on loan from ITT Technical Institute of San Francisco spoke to IllogiNews on condition of anonymity, expressing revulsion and fascination in equal measure.

"Apparently there is at least one culture obsessed with human waste to the point of continuously adding words for it in their language. These disgusting people seem to obsess about feces, goat tossing and alcohol consumption on a massive industrial scale. Without a military incursion, hope for these morons is probably lost. I don't see why everybody picks on Americans."