IllogiNews:Angry mob converging on Illogicopedia
This article is part of IllogiNews, your sauce for chips and sausages. |
In other news, hordes of ravening potatoes have been seen fanning out from their central meeting hall in Uncyclopedia, where certain rabble rousers have been working to rouse the rabble of late in an effort to further their badly hidden agenda of conquering and annexing all nearby non-content based encyclopedias. Frankenstein, well-known Illogicopedian, author, editor, and science experiment, has been trapped in the tower for the past several days, as maddened potatoes circle the the base of the hill and mill about the town. Frankenstein's major fear, fire, rides shotgun in the form of the many torches carried by the fanged horde.
In a an attempt at fighting back, an army of bananas, leprechauns, and large curly "L"s engaged the potatoes in a pitched battle last Tuesday. However, though they had the aid of a number of rabid bananas (infected by the leprechauns in an effort to create a spearhead of berserkers to plow through the lines of potatoes), and though the engagement resulted in buckets of French fries (with ketchup), in the end the tide was not turned and the siege was not lifted, the weather did not change, and there was insufficient salt for the fries.
The last remaining hope for a peaceful settlement now takes the form of negotiations brokered by Ronald McDonald. It's believed by many that Ronald alone packs the muscle to bring the wayward tubers to the table. As even the potato heads in the crowd realize, if they defy Ronald, he'll call in his army of factory farmers and it'll be mashed potatoes 'n' gravy for everybody.