IllogiNews:Babies Good For Liver Circulation?

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Apparently, if you rub a baby on your abdomen, the baby will become a Rock & Roll Rubber Baby and ease liver troubles of all varieties. Rhonda of Rock & Roll Rubber Babies Incorporated insists that rubberized babies can be derubberized with moo juice, but that is a currently debated subject. Tomorrow, there should be a trial verdict on whether Rock & Roll Rubber Babies should be marketed. In the meantime, consider investing in moo juice stocks.