IllogiNews:Dewcoin announced but not released

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Some random hacker on some random site has confirmeԁ that he is working on something called the Dewcoin. Here is his report:

This is a legitimate plan. Please don't steal it.

Eventually, I will release the Dewcoin. Its cost will be a mere 0.001025 dollars for the first day. However, every day after, its value will be multiplied by 1.025. After several years, it will cost more than the bitcoin.

If necessary, I will decrease the factor of which its value increases.

ORIGINAL CURRENCY. DO NOT STEAL. SERIOUSLY. I WANT THIS DREAM TO COME TRUE.

One guy replied by saying that he would create it instead. No signs of his existence the day after have been detected, though this occurred for just this one day.

I legitimately think we should listen to this random hacker...

Because I am that hacker. I'm not a hacker. I did not torture anybody.

BUT PLEASE DO NOT STEAL THIS ACTUALLY LEGITIMATE IDEA!!!!!!!11!!!