IllogiNews:Fake News

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HIATUS, michigan - A thing happened today. A truly big thing that will mess up your head. These people wanted to put something somewhere, and these other people, boy were they mad! They started doing stuff to the people they didn't like, so the other people did stuff back to them, and it went on for some time.

Police were on the scene, and did things to both kinds of people, and boy were they mad! Some of them tried to do stuff back to the police, but it didn't work out too well for them. Some people watching started whining, and some others were yelling.

Some people went to the hospital, where some lawyers descended like vultures, fixed on any piece of carrion they could grab. Later some people went to court, and lawyers got paid. Journalists said this was funny, and ran it on serial news shows.

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