IllogiNews:Ginger found draining orange

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On Novelniver 13, 2019, a ginger known only as Sakul was found in room 2 forcibly sucking all of the pulpy juice out of an orange.

"APES was boring as fuck, orang was looking sexy, noise was funny" Sakul said In Illogiteam's interview with him. The furious squelching noise of the pulp departing from the depths of the fruit and travelling up the plastic straw (NOT ECO-FRIENDLY!!!) and into Sakul's mouth was enough to disturb those around him and even catch the attention of Daniel McDad.