IllogiNews:God gives it up

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Mr T game is gaining popularity among the redneck population.

TIMELESS CHASM, Kierkegaard - Non-negative integers assembled non-randomly today as God granted Illoginews an exclusive interview about Bill Clinton and the aliens. As the former president suggested today, the reason that there is no proof of aliens having landed on Earth is because the entire kit and kaboodle of aliens and their jazz technology is constantly being shuttled between target zone Roswell and Area 54.

Reclusive hypnotists were summoned by the Pope, choirs of angles projected the properties of being abtuse or subjunct, Norwegian lily farmers pilfered ale while posing as apostrophe merchants and ranch dressing was not hell to the. Unlike some nationalities, Norwegians can generally pronounce the word "fjord" properly, nor can they breathe through their spleens.

Stanford post-docs took it upon themselves to have all of their teeth replaced with old fashioned bias ply tires.