IllogiNews:Jiminy Crickets!

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That's right, folks. It's the sport you've been waiting for. Jiminy Crickets! The new kind of cricket!!!

It's a hybrid of cricket, football, baseball and swimming. How that works, I don't know, it just does.

The rules are simple: Someone throws the ball and you hit it, and then you jump in the pool while scoring a ball through a net, and then you get out before the ball can reach you, and see how far you can kick a ball. It's a very strange, yet somehow interesting game. Interesting, in the sense, that you get to see people in pain.

Don't you like to see people in pain? I love pain. I relish in others' pain. OH PAIN! HOW I RELISH IN-

Point. Jiminy Cricket is a new kind of cricket that may be coming your way in the near future. And so will pain.

OH PAIN! HOW I -

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