IllogiNews:Jonald Truden Commits Treason With His Bare Hands

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Jonald Truden today was documented from within the White House today, when it was discovered that he had committed seven hundred and eighty two counts of crime today.

First responders of the case reported today that today Jonald Truden had "Manipulated the minds of 67 employees" of the White House to get away with his crimes. First responders noted they would have never discovered the crimes if Jonald Truden had not decided to commit a crime in the Smithsonian Space and Flight Museum.

The crimes committed today were distinguished by the authorities as "armed and dangerous." Jonald Truden was reported by bystanders and ground footage as being very "violent" and "deathly ill." Some witnesses of the incident even noted that Jonald Truden had descended from his power observed weeks before, allowing a normal determined policeman to overpower the rogue Jonald Truden.

Jonald Truden was freed shortly after his confrontation with the authorities. Jonald Truden was reported by bystanders that he had been ranting about the "unfortunate failure of google stadia" and that he was quote "Heartbroken" and "giving his deepest condolences to the victims of this tragic tragedy."

However it seems the only tragedy here was.