IllogiNews:Kanye West Announces Major Surgery Plans

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September 14th, 2009

Los Angeles

Today rapper/robotic musician announced he is planning to have a major and extremely life-changing surgery. He announced he is planning to have surgery to genetically alter him to become a bag of douche. This comes after last night at the MTV VMAs where he told Taylor Swift she shouldn't have won her award while she was making her victory speech. After watching this video (after hours of searching for it on YouTube and then turning to Google video) my first reaction was, "Haha! Ruin that country-ass bitch's victory speech! Woo! She can suck yo dick Kanye!!!" But then after digesting it (a ham sandwich) my reaction was, "Damn, Kanye, you are a douche." On the wake of many bloggers having the same reaction, he decided to make them happy by becoming a bag of douche. The man that will be performing the surgery is Dr. Jan Adams, who is also the doctor that performed plastic surgery on Kanye West's mother a couple years ago. Kanye says that he will still be able to sing after the surgery. There is no exact date planned for the surgery but Kanye said, "As soon as possible".

T3canolis, IllogiNews