IllogiNews:Kung Fu Panda Steals Candy From Small Children

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September 20, 2009

Good evening. Today we have reports that critically acclaimed martial arts star Kung Fu Panda, was seen on Friday stealing candy from a group of small children. Children interviewed claimed that "he was big" and "he took my sweet tarts!". It is said that Kung Fu Panda ran crazily into the street, and was hit by a bus. The chlidren proceeded to chew on his flesh.

Investigative reporter RFK signing out