IllogiNews:Man Thinks Hard, Doesn't Remember Actor's Name
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Fort Myers, Florida
Richard Erstwhile, 53, was unable to remember that one actor's name during a dinner table conversation yesterday. The actor he was talking about was that one guy from that thing, you remember, that we watched a couple days ago. He's got the brown hair and sometimes he wear glasses. He was married to whatserface.
Despite pleading from his son that he could just look it up on IMDb, Erstwhile insisted he'd think of it, and didn't name any of the actor's roles specifically. The peaceful dinner became a standstill as Erstwhile sat and struggled while his mashed potatoes got cold. Even as it was apparent that he had no chance of remembering the actor's name, he refused to give up the fight.
"He's always been like this," said his wife, Gloria, "Whether it be with directions or song titles, he insists that he knows everything, but he clearly doesn't."
Once the contemplation reached hour 3, Erstwhile's 15 year old daughter Mandy finally put her foot down. "I just said, 'Dad, enough is enough; you clearly don't know it!'" Mandy told us, "'Dinner ended four hours ago, and you need to get ready for work tomorrow.'" Despite this pleading, Erstwhile refuses to give up.
"I swear, it's on the tip of my tongue; like, I can picture his face. I really don't know how to describe him better," said Erstwhile, "I think he was on a TV show at some point."
Who the actor was may be unknown, but what is known is that Richard Erstwhile will never come up with his name.