IllogiNews:Man gets burned alive

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A man has been burned today. Reports suggest that the culprit lit a Molotov cocktail with a cigar and threw it at him. Witnesses also report hearing the man make a Russian Reversal joke. The UN has deemed it ethical as it has happened 200 nautical miles off the coast of Nicaragua. The man has been promoted from a Cashier to General Manager.

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