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News in Brief, it lives in your pants.
Politics[edit | edit source]
Politics is bullshit, we won't report on that because we took bribes from the sugar-tastic candy shop to not report on it's rats. Also there was numerous screams from the basement and inside we found a pink pony that answered to the name of Pinkamena Diane Pie. There was LOTS of cupcakes! Free cupcakes for everypony!
Injuries, murders and suicides[edit | edit source]
- Today, Robert Del Naja was attacked by a large yak with a banjo singing:
| You're doin' so much harm, ya' doin' so much damage; I stand in front of you; I take the force of the blow; Protection. | ||
—Mr. Yak with a banjo | ||
