IllogiNews:Annual Midget Cockslappin' Festival

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Today, a bajillion midgets were cockslapped to death to celebrate the Annual Midget Cockslappin' Festival. The only survivor was Bob. Bob then founded Building Opportunities with Business (or BOB, for short), a community economic development non-profit organization based in Vancouver, Canada. BOB focuses primarily on Microfinancing to any clients in possession of the nickname Bob. Tough competition is faced from BEN, MATT, and STEVE, although HORACE has it tougher in the long run. Diddums.