IllogiNews:We are not far from 12k farticles

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Holy shet! we have 11,999 farticles and still growing! We will definitely hit the 12k milestone in just 1 more article! We're so close you can almost taste the 12k!

This makes me want to rhyme, again, 'till they're banned, on my hand, Deetsay's band, my cand, Info's bland, my newest brand, now trending, patent pending, horses bending, too much welding, so much farding! 12 thousand is near sand! Holy banhammer! M. C. Hammer! Touch touch touch

Santicks error, the ice bear-er, cringe chair-er, dolphin barry, blueberry, Blackberry, huge cherry, get some sherry, I'm so hairy, talk to Harry AaAAaAAaA

fancy schmancy farticle there

Update, see here.