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Woman Missing After Getting Lost, Police Say[edit | edit source]
In a shocking turn of events, a local woman is missing after getting lost in the forest. Police claim she is missing, and that to find her, they need to find where she is lost. The woman, Brad Pitt, age 207, has blonde hair and an attractive jawline. If you find her, punch her for worrying the police.