IllogiZoo:Bananazilla

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Bananazilla
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A BANANAZILLA!!!!1!!1
Conservation Status
  Critically Endangered  
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Unknown
Class Unknown
Order Gigantus
Family Imaginus
Genus Godzillus
Species Bananus Godzillus
Weight 150g (0.33 lb)
Width 6.1cm (2.4 in)
Height 15.3cm (6.02 in)

The bananazilla is what you get when you mate a godzilla with a banana. They're almost extinct due to the fact that godzillas really don't want to mate with bananas, so it's illegal to kill ANY of them. (If you own a cat, tough luck, because bananazillas will camoflauge themselves as normal bananas when in danger and cats really love to stomp on bananas, so you'll kill them alot and go to prison.)