IllogiZoo:Poodle: The Proper Version

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Poodle
Poodle.jpg
The average poodle, when not being worn as a hat.
Conservation Status
  Critically Endangered  
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Dingus
Class Nobody cares
Order Order of Uncle Pete
Family Family of Kahless
Genus Hair
Species Poodleus Maximus
Binomial Name
Hair Hair Hair

The poodle is a land-going fish. It is the only amphibious reptile known to sapiencekind. It is closely related to the dinosaur and the IllogiBanana.

Poodles
Poodles are an endangered species, for poachers are hunting them. Donate to Illogicopedia and save the poodles now!

are an endangered species, for poachers are hunting them.

Donate to Illogicopedia and save the poodles now!

History[edit]

Examine closely, this poodle with no fur.

In the beginning of poodle history, they had no fur. It was quite hard to see them, as you may imagine.

They swam in water, of course. Their lack of fur caused them to be slapped around a lot by other seagoing animals, of course. So they evolved that darn fur so they wouldn't be slapped around as much. Unfortunately, now they were visible to sharks and other seagoing predators, so they decided "Man, screw this! I'm outta here!" and grew legs.

The Great Poodle Migration[edit]

In the year of 2525, the poodles migrated from their home of Southern Africa and moved to Amerika. Unfortunately, along the way, they were stopped by the police, who said that no animals were allowed on planes. But that's a different story, explained in Samuel L. Jackson's movie Snakes Poodles on a Plane.

Thanks to the help of a certain hedgehog, the poodles successfully migrated to Amerika. How did they do it, you ask? They stowed away in crates of bananas, of course.

Intelligence[edit]

Poodles have been found to be much smarter than Mog-Oolz, specifically because, underneath all that fur, they have evolved huge brains.

See also[edit]