Illogic Book/Page 27
THE TELEVISION THAT WANTED TO BE A PRINCESS[edit | edit source]
Once there was a television. It was in the living room of a man named Idunno. Idunno's favorite show was the Green Heads show. It was a really dumb show. A person with a green head would walk onto the screen, say, "I have a green head," and then go off camera. This would continue until the show was over.
Idunno's reaction to this was very interesting:
A person with a green head would walk onto the screen, and say, "I have a green head." Then, Idunno would laugh hysterically, as if an incredibly funny joke had been told. Then, that person would leave, and another person with a green head would walk onto the set and say, "I have a green head." When this happened, Idunno would burst into tears, and wail, "SO SAAAAAD!" This would continue, through reactions such as "Ew, gross!" "Awwwww..." and "Wow. That's cool. I want to have a green head!"
So it was no surprise that Idunno's television wanted to be something else. But of all things, the television wanted to be a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL...