Illogic Book/Page 31
...muffin.
Suddenly, Idunno's coffee arrived. "This'll go great with my complimentary muffins," he said. Then he realized it. "Hey, where'd I get that other muffin? And where'd my TV go?"
"Gø," said this tribal guy, who suddenly appeared and started doing a tribal dance.
Remember that it was against all odds that his television had turned into a muffin. "Hey! I turned my TV into a muffin when I said that Spanish sentence!" he shouted.
"Un café es un plátano," he said. His coffee became a banana. Then, forgetting all his troubles, he walked up to the guy from San Antonio and said, "Un café es un plátano!" which made his coffee turn into a banana. He walked outside, and yelled, "UN CAFÉ ES UN PLÁTANO!" The whole café became a banana.
The muffin was happy. It would never have to endure Green Heads again. Besides, it was positioned right next to an awesome banana.