Illogic Book/Page 37

Marvin backed into his fridge, which had turned into a cardboard box, and waited for the vampire to ~~pronounce~~ pounce.

The vampire never pounced.

Instead it rushed at super-speed towards towards marvin, but as marvin put his hands up to protect himself, the vampire turned into a kitten, which stared gnawing at his ankles. Marvin then realised...