Illogic POEM Book/Page 13

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"The Story of Johnny" by T3canolis[edit | edit source]

Johnny sat down to poo
His bathroom had a terrible view
His knees started to shake
His sphincter would break
Then he urinated Mountain Dew

Writer's Comment:

I dunno what I was thinking. And yes, I do love Mountain Dew and I was drinking it when I concocted it.