Illogic With a Capital Q

FISH tACOS

sgiewhg

w00t for me.

And mah happy family.

Chicken and homies go well with FAGS!!1

LOLZAPANZORZ!!!!

So I wuz like, "Homie McSkillet!" and they wuz like, "WHA?? I don't even no you." Justice.

BALLZ!

I don't have Tourettes SHUT UP! anymore.

And I'm also not sydlexic manyore!

w00t!

I need to think of more jokezzzzzz.

AND PAZZAZ!1

PAZZAZ FTW!

I like Bagelfuls.

Farty McFartface!

w00t!

I can spell Illogic nao!

But I still can't spell nao nao.

What's gay? HOMOSEXUALS!

Who's gay? HOMOSEXUALS!

How's gay? HOMOSEXUALS! wait that didn't make sense.

Erm...

VACUUM CLEANERS!

What the eff?

I R NOT ADMINZ.

WAH!!

I WAN'T ADMINSHIP!

F*** YOU ALL BUREAUCRATS!!

I WANT R ADMINZ!

On another less whiny note, I didn't poop my pants at school today.

w00t.

I did pee them though.

not w00t.

I'm not high.

No this isn't LSD.

You can't search my belongings.

NO!

Phew... Dodged a bullet, haha.

Ducks are funny.

Gooses are fags.

Peter Piper picked a man to have a sex orgy with.

HA!!

I can't swallow nickels anymore.

I have a doctor's note.

BYE BYE GUYS!!