Illogicopedia:Army of Discontinuity
This is not an easy thing to admit. The Army of Discontinuity died in its infancy, purely by chance. Well, a computer's version of chance. So, we get a second chance. The Legionnaires of the Discontinuous 0 Brigade has a mission of singular unimportance; to insert discontinuity whenever...
Rancid Fanged bananas remained behind, fallow in their intents, various in their stages of rot. Gromnkik laid down a layer of calcium to prevent further incursions, and it's been working for weeks now.
- Repel all boarders with aplomb and politeness.
- Glance away if potting soil prevaricates.
- Would we have to feed and bathe him?
- Don't forget your towel.
- Grok not, lest ye be grokked.
- Sleep with a dog whenever possible.
- Use the secret handshake when greeting a fellow Legionnaire.
This is the Army of Discontinuity
This is what we are
We make poems that don't rhyme
And only last four lines.
- Like the fabled secret meme, the secret discontinuous handshake is so secret, even I don't know it. I do know that it changes every time... duh... discontinuity?