IllogiBusiness:Goal Oriented Divination LLC
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- CEO Reverend Zim_ulator
- CFO Gruntled
Founded just this minute by me and myself, Goal Oriented Divination (GOD) LLC is a business with a vision of enhancing the spirituality of every client who can pay. We offer consulting services in the form of a practical plan for reaching the best result for each client's soul, tailored to each client's individual belief system.
We take into account religious affiliations, individual beliefs within such structures, interpretations or ignorance of scriptures, behavior and many, many other factors in order to render a complete analysis of what's required for a best possible outcome. Whether it's heaven or nirvana (including the band from Seattle), satori or reincarnation as a god, we will get you there.
Price list[edit | edit source]
- At least $1,000, plus debts paid to the Master of Death. Nobody cheats him.