Illogicopedia:Questions We Will Ignore Department

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Q:

If space aliens implanted pellets radiating a signal to block the cosmic background radiation from our consciousness in our 4th chakra 800,000 years ago, which yoga position would best counteract the effect, and will I need exact change for the bus?

A: These pellets are composed of dark matter, and are impermeable to baryonic interference, save an overload by amplified signal of the cosmic background radiation. The best position would be Yawning Wombat Peeing Lazily. Your socks are behind the couch, and there's exact change for,the bus and a fiver for pretzels and a mango juice in the left one.