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A shortcut is a phrase which here means 'cutting shorts'. Shortcutting is not recommended if you are wearing the shorts at the time, though it is recommended if you really hate someone and want to hack them off.

It should not be confused with longcutting or indeed cortshutting which are entirely different things.

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