Incoherent rambling about the thought-stealing ghosts of Illogicopedia

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They're stealin' mah thoughts, they are! But I've been stood here, in front of my computer, waiting for them with my gravity hammer. And when I see them... -FFSSSSWWWSSHHH!!!- I smash them with my gravity hammer and get an extra point! W00t! Hell yeah!

Oh wait... here they come now. I SEE YOU!

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Crap! Where's my gravity hammer! Oh wait... they don't exist, do they. Guess I'll use a KNIFE!! -FFFSSSWWWSSSHHH-!

Heh, I missed. And I can't feel anything around my arm. Come to think of it, I just cut my own arm off. Which is... lovely, isn't it? Just lo- OH-AH-AH!! OUCH!! OH DEAR GOD! I'M DYING!! AAARRRGGGHH!! Ewww... it's all sticky... oh, wait, that's my blood. Bye!

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