Interviewing Your Health

And welcome to another annoyingly retarded spin-off of that wacky interview featuring a guy and himself! Now, for another interview with that guy and his health!!!

ME: So health, how are you today?

HEALTH: Feeling good.

ME: Finally. Someone decent to talk to.

HEALTH: ARE YOU CALLING ME DECENT???? I'M NOT DECENT!!!! I'M HEALTH!!!!

ME: Or maybe not so decent....anyway! So...how healthy are you, health?

HEALTH: As healthy as you are...which isn't very healthy by the way.

ME: So you're saying that as my health, i'm not very healthy.

HEALTH: No, but you aren't very healthy.

ME: Yes, yes. (rolls eyes) So...why am i not healthy then?

HEALTH: Because you're not.

ME: I know!! But why?

HEALTH: Because you have....a disease!

ME: ....Yes. What disease?

HEALTH: A hard question but i think i know the answer. Yes. A disease that makes you unhealthy!

ME: ...I see. But what disease?

HEALTH: I already answered the question, you slack.

ME: I am not a slack! Or tell me, health, am I?

HEALTH: I just told you, slack.

ME: Ya, ya, whatever.

HEALTH: WHatever??? NO. You slack.

ME: Shut up and answer.

HEALTH: How can i shut up if you're interviewing me??? ANd you're not asking questions!!! How am i supposed to answer???

ME: By shutting up.

HEALTH: That's not a question.

ME: Grrrr. Anyway!!!! So...health, are you healthy?

HEALTH: You aren't, so neither am I.

ME: So you're saying you're me?

HEALTH: No, i'm saying i'm you.

ME: GAAAAH! I CANT TAKE IT!!!! NONE OF THE INTERVIEWS I GIVE ARE DECENT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!

He quits all right. But stay tuned for another interview where we interview Hannah Montana to find out if she is....Miley Cyrus.