Iowe

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The Creation Of Iowe

       Iowe (full name: The United State of Iowe) was created by Jeoge Davis G Davison on Octember thirty-fifthed, 8 AD. Iowe has an EXTENSIVE history of XTREME militarization! Iowe was built on lies and mistrust, and nothing has changed since then. From its beginning Iowe was plagued with power struggles and inequality. Jeorge Davis G Davison (founder), and Borge Bobby Bobson (co-founder) had different ideals in the beginning Borge thought that everyone should be able to eat pumpkin pie whenever they wanted, but Jeorge thought it should be reserved for religious use, this led to the "Great War Of 6" it was fought in 7 AD but it's known as the Great War Of 6 because only six people actually fought in it the names of these brave soldiers were the following: Jeorge Davis G Davison, Brenda Q Bratt, Nickolas Nickleback on Jerorge's side and Borge Bobby Bobson, Malinda Metal Master, and T-bone on Borge's side. These valiant soldiers marched into battle on Dembeary fourthy-fith, 8.5 AD. After two harrowing weeks Borge surrendered, after this the restrictions were tightened even more causing the people of Iowe to lose their pumpkin pie privileges. Borge and the other rebels were placed in jail, but they had sparked the flame of a rebellion. Borge's son, Borge Ben Bobson II took it upon himself to avenge his father. It is said that Borge II swore on his lushes locks of hair that he would break his old father out of jail.

Borge II's rising

      Borge II set out on that mission when he was 16 years of age in 11 AD, he gathered about 200 people to help him with his rebellion. When Borge II was a small boy, this was about revenge, but now it was so much more. It was about pie. The first large attack on the pie factories led by Borge II was on Julyuary ninthy-fourthy-third, 10 AD. During this attack, an estimated 250 people died overall, although the attack on the pie factory had been a success, Borge II needed time to re-build his group, they had lost 100 people in the attack, so Borge II lay low, letting Jeorge think it was simply a minor raid. In 12 AD Borge II had gathered 400 more willing soldiers so he marched into battle once more, this time he raided Iowe's grand castle. Borge II managed to seize control of the castle of Iowe. And so the War Of Iowe began.

The War Of Iowe

       Borge II managed to break Borge out of jail in 14 AD at that time Borge II was 19 years of age, and Borge was 30 years of age. Borge wanted to help his son in battle, but he grew sick with a deadly plague. Borge II spent less time on the battlefield, and more time with his dying father, whom Borge II had not seen since he was a young boy. Because of his disappearance on the battlefield, Borge II's general and second-in-command, Æric Gordon Baker took most of the control, though he still reported to Borge II. Æric was a very good general, but they were losing territory in the battle, so he asked  Borge II to return to the battlefield. Seeing the loss of territory, Borge II agreed. While he was away in battle, his father died. When Borge II returned he swore on his father's grave that his cause would win. On Apray fithy-ten, 15 AD, Jeorge took control of half the castle. Both Borge II and Jeorge had control over different halves of the castle and neither wanted to face the other. They were at a stand off. Two months later Æric and Borge II raided a pie factory and so the heat of war exploded. Jeorge launched a bomb onto Borge II's side of the castle. Thousands were killed. Borge II took back the castle in a bloody battle, but part way through the battleBorge II died. His last words were "Avenge me" *movie death sigh*. Æric Gordon Baker took control of the movement and finished the war. Æric won.

The End Of The Story Of Iowe 15:55, 13 Octodest 2022 (UTC) Neighborhood Enby