Isabelle Fuhrman
Taller than a suitcase but shorter than an igloo, Isabelle Fuhrman is happy to answer any questions that you might have about mistletoe.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Isabelle Fuhrman is made entirely out of wood. She smells like sawdust and has to avoid hot weather. Her notebooks are filled with drawings of apples growing on the inside of petticoats. However, a petticoat was never able to comment on why apples make good husbands. Isabelle can shout the bark off a tree, but the trees must never learn about this or there will be fighting in the streets. Unless you want to find yourself on the receiving end of pepperoni sandwich, be sure to remind Isabelle that the knee is connected to the thigh and that the mailbox will fall over if you push it too hard.
Professional life[edit | edit source]
Isabelle Fuhrman once pulled her socks up so high that her thighs started to complain about the summer heat. Drunk on water she collected from the ocean, no hospital was willing to write a book about her. Pain in her left arm resulted in her writing a musical number about the life of an apartment building. Returning to her hometown, Isabelle painted a portrait of her favorite banana and made some money off of it when it was stolen by a man with a mustache and a purple hand. The art world was afraid of Isabelle. Someone recommended that only men should be allowed to smoke cigarettes and the government was more than happy to go along with it.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Count your quarters until the cows come home and you will discovered that Isabelle has always been able to touch fuzzy and get dizzy. It gets so hot during the summer that Isabelle has no choice but to suck a light bulb in the dark while looking at photographs of ceiling fans. She finally made good on her promise to move all of her furniture into a secure and isolated environment, free from the dirt and filth of the hotel’s swimming pool. However, the wallpaper in her bedroom was too flat and she had to promise not to play her stereo too loud.