J.K. Simmons

“I love this motherfucking strict drum music teacher!”

~ Miles Teller on J.K. "Fletcher McWhiplash" Simmons

“He sucks sandpaper balls.”

~ Matt Walsh on J.K. Simmons

“I used to be his goddamn neighbor!”

~ Gary Wright on J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons is some old bald headed white dude who lives in a trailer park. He's cool and very smart though.

He may also be an actor (or Stanley Tucci or John Malkovich in disguise.) He also works on bricks while vomiting out social justice warrior bullshit out of his asshole.

Vaguely, he also worked with Tom Hanks and Ryan Gosling on some projects. I dunno what, though.

He is also the father of Juno Beckhamworhyhtshinessshitter and head journalist at a journalism company.