Jake Paul

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“Can't stand this dude!”

~ Most smart people on Jake Paul

“IMMATURE DUMBASS BLONDE HAIRED PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER! WHY CAN'T HE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE GODDAMN MINUTE!?”

~ Bill Burr on Jake Paul

Jake Joseph Paul (born on January 17th, 1997) is an American YouTuber, social media "star and personality", former Disney Channel star, and major douchebag and neighbor from literal lifetime Hell. To be much more specific about his Disney Channel career, it lasted from about June of 2016 until July of 2017. Also, even if he WASN'T in fact a major douchebag and asshole, his acting skills still suck major ass and pussy! Pornhub on the way, bishes!

He has steaming blonde hair, owns WAY too many cars (and even things in general), and is married to KKK member, Tana Mango Magoo.

IT'S EVERYDAY CRINGE WITH THAT ILLOGICOPEDIA CHANNEL FLOW! A MILLION PAGE VIEWS HERE, AND PEW DIE DIE IS NEXT! THIS IS TEAM 10 BITCH, WHO THE HELL THINKS WE COOL UNLESS YOU A DUMB LITTLE KID-ASS?

yEaH, I SmELL gOOd, iZZ dAt yoUr boY's peRFUmE????!?!?!??!!?!?

eNgLanD iZZ mY ciTY.

He has an even worse older brother named Logan (born in 1995),,,. cough, cough, Japanese sui-

Logan is also a "professional" boxer and "sportsman" (really not now).

Early life[edit | edit source]

Let's just simply put it like this: It wasn't even NEARLY as cringeworthy and stupid face palm inducing painfulness as compared to his later adulthood life. Huh.

Unfortunately, this childhood "goodness" was soon about to end right after that. Teenage years, blehk!

(hint, hint: it was partially his parents fault for fucking him all up.) Damnit, Mama and Papa Paul!

Vine career[edit | edit source]

Before he even became a Disney Channel star and YouTube personality, he was a Vine star famous for swinging on vines bare naked while also skinny dipping in public swimming pools and lakes. Thankfully, he was soon arrested after all of that stupid ass bullshit.

Later life and career[edit | edit source]

Who even goddamn cares!? Nobody should, really. Frickin' Paul!