Jake from State Farm
Jake from State Farm is a really nice, really helpful guy. He is there for you when you need a good deal on insurance. He is there for you whenever you need him, even if you need him at 3 in the morning. Your wife might get suspicious about who you are talking to on the telephone so late at night, but Jake will be more than happy to explain it to her. Granted, Jake might sound hideous, but that is only because he is a guy.