Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is a man who was once alive, and is believed by some to still be alive. Recent sightings of Jeff Bezos have been reported across the continental United States. However, the majority of these reports were made by politicians, who are notoriously full of shit.

Description

Jeff Bezos has been described as "balder than an eagle". He is/was incredibly rich, and owns/owned approximately 76% of the universe.

Early life

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Arguments for and against Jeff Bezos

The current status of Jeff Bezos's life or lack thereof is a subject of heated debate.

For

• Jeff Bezos must still be alive, otherwise his 76% of the universe would have disappeared.

Against

• Jeff Bezos is dead because I went to his funeral.