Jeorian Calendar

“Feeble Newt - LOL”

~ André Breton on his birth year

The Historical segments of the Illogibible are told in Jeorian time. In Jeorian time each week is four days, each month for weeks (sixteen days), and each year four months (sixteen weeks or sixty-four days). There have been 738721 days since the birth of Profit Jeo, on 1 January, 0 AD, meaning 11542 Jeorian years has already passed. The Jeroian calendar has a 128 year cycle. We are currently in year 103:

To find out your year of birth do: [YOUR YEAR OF BIRTH] mod 128

1. Incompetent Cheetah
2. Brainy Kangaroo
3. Muddled Bison
4. Wistful Oyster
5. Hallowed Turtle
6. Alert Koala
7. Towering Goat
8. Arrogant Badger
9. Impolite Snail
10. Noiseless Skunk
11. Bewildered Kite
12. Weary Mouse
13. Angry Raven
14. Silly Parrot
15. Loud Seal
16. Foolish Weasel
17. Grey Blackbird
18. Comfortable Rat
19. Attractive Hyena
20. Dangerous Fruit-Bat
21. Dirty Leopard
22. Bashful Swan
23. Glamorous Dove
24. Annoying Sealion
25. Smiling Partridge
26. Alcoholic Crocodile
27. Scared Horse
28. Cruel Python
29. Generous Sea Urchin
30. Fabulous Caterpillar
31. Neighbourly Squirrel
32. Idiotic Snail
33. Blue-eyed Rottweiler
34. Fluffy Coyote
35. Tired Rhinoceros
36. Tall Vulture
37. Ill Bull
38. Happy Ram
39. Fearful Wasp
40. Thirsty Barracuda
41. Quiet Chicken
42. Uptight Woodlouse
43. Puzzled Yorkshire Terrier
44. Waiting Dodo
45. Immense Hairless Cat
46. Tender Silkworm
47. Truthful Pig
48. Silent Woodpecker
49. Needy Gazelle
50. Caring Shark
51. Graceful Goose
52. Unusual Ferret
53. Chubby Pheasant
54. Dull Ant
55. Optimistic Quail
56. Horrible Donkey
57. Witty Cobra
58. Wicked Turkey
59. Proud Wolf
60. Unadvised Sperm Whale
61. Elderly German Shepherd Dog
62. Violent Porcupine
63. Kindly Worm
64. Irritating Duck
65. Goofy Eel
66. Maniac Whale
67. Materialistic Frog
68. Late Gryphon
69. Important Salmon
70. Uninteresting Shrew
71. Ordinary Clam
72. Greedy Polar Bear
73. Knowledgeable Scorpion
74. Lucky Butterfly
75. Evasive Anteater
76. Exciting Swallow
77. Ashamed Siamese Cat
78. Cautious Reindeer
79. Messy Great Dane
80. Forgoing Owl
81. Supreme Bear
82. Sulky Unicorn
83. Upset Kingfisher
84. Loving Giraffe
85. Rude Hawk
86. Sophisticated Camel
87. Disgusting Aardvark
88. Rushed Termite
89. Innocent Wombat
90. Ugly Monkey
91. Vulgar Seagull
92. Burly Flamingo
93. Hilarious Stoat
94. Wealthy Flea
95. Honorable Panther
96. Useful Baboon
97. Undesirable Hedgehog
98. Polite Minnow
99. Protective Dolphin
100. Peaceful Goldfinch
101. Encouraging Golden Retreiver
102. Troubled Chimpanzee
103. Afraid Bullfinch
104. Embarrassed Orangutan
105. Intelligent Lemming
106. Nice Octopus
107. Cute Rook
108. Ignorant Cuckoo
109. Snobbish Pelican
110. Strong Leech
111. Lively Viper
112. Outrageous Coral
113. Efficient Falcon
114. Suspicious Praying Mantis
115. Obedient Fox
116. Clumsy Meerkat
117. Tasteless Buzzard
118. Tiresome Armadillo
119. Stupid Elephant
120. Sleepy Hippopotamus
121. Entertaining Labrador
122. Healthy Ox
123. Thoughtless Raccoon
124. Feeble Newt
125. Flawless Antelope
126. Crazy Snail
127. Successful Trout
128. Gullible Ostrich