Jewfro

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“The world's sexiest hair!”

Jewfro Trees are a subspecies of the Hair Tree. They're just like Hair Trees... only with one difference. The hair of Jewfro Trees spirals outward. This has led to the creation of Bob Dylan and Micky Dolenz. Congratulations!

It's true...[edit]

Despite common belief, Jewfro hair won't only stick to a Jewish person's head. It also has been found able to stick to anyone's head. Anyone's! Get a Jewfro today! Call rdgnsjbjtkhbk-gfjdkjnsjedn-rdgjjsrbtbjfbfdhgj! That's rdgnsjbjtkhbk-gfjdkjnsjedn-rdgjjsrbtbjfbfdhgj!

But wait![edit]

If you call in the next 20 minutes, you'll get double the offer! You'll get two Jewfros! Just call rdgnsjbjtkhbk-gfjdkjnsjedn-rdgjjsrbtbjfbfdhgj!

But wait![edit]

The first 500 people that call will also receive a Jewfro tree seed, so they can grow their own Jewfros! Just call rdgnsjbjtkhbk-gfjdkjnsjedn-rdgjjsrbtbjfbfdhgj! That's rdgnsjbjtkhbk-gfjdkjnsjedn-rdgjjsrbtbjfbfdhgj!