Jim Morrison

“Bow down before the Lizard King!”

~ Janis Joplin

“His music is so... foxy!”

~ Jimi Hendrix

“SHUT UP!”

~ Jim Morrison

“These are drug-using degenerates from the 60s that died in their twenties.”

~ Captain Obvious

Jim Morrison (beforehand, was the dictator of Los Angeles) is that rambling hobo you saw down by the corner, claiming that Hitler is not dead because he slept with her last night. It's what made him get his mojo rising.

Jim in his late-twenty's Santa mode.

Jim in his "if Jesus was a hippy" phase.