John

John is the random little man bizarre supernatural being that is behind everything in this world.

Personality of John

• John likes eating cheese.
• John likes eating you.
• John is a person.
• And so are you. OH NO THE RHYME POLICE! HELP! GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM ME! Why is everything so dark?...
• A rare version of John, known as (sic) big john is a version of John that is a frog.

John's Meals

• Cheese
• You

See also

• John's Mom
• Song