Keith Allen
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“Me and me mum and me dad and me gran in a portaloo.”
Keef Allen is, by all accounts, not your typical Cockney geezer. To begin with, he is actually Welsh, which makes him more of a boyo geezer than anything.
In 2005, he presented a daytime show in which a bunch of celebrities had to hunt down a cheese and pickle sandwich from the Morrisons deli counter. All of them failed, to which Allen retorted, "you should 'ave gone ta Specsavers".
Allen is perhaps most well known for his chicken vindaloos, which, if his song is anything to go by, "we all like".